Nerf Wars

Day 11:
        A day of relaxation, or so we thought until we learned of the infamous Nerf Wars muahahaha!!! Just so you folks know, we took the car to the shop today...once again. Is anyone surprised because we are not. Check engine light came on, brake fluid light came on, car kept stalling out, engine combusted, Chris ejected, I stayed and made sure she burned to the ground. Seriously though, she is in the shop and will be for the next several days.
        Besides the car issues, Chris and I finally tasted the sweet nectar of In n Out. Delicious. Although we both agree Five Guys remains supreme. Final decision.
         The Nerf Wars began at three pm. The battle continued until eleven pm. A battle that we shall never forget. We lost a lot of good men out there. I no longer know who I am or what I am. Chris' eyes remain open and wild, lost to the world around him. He saw so many things that no man should see. Noises, sounds, that no ear should bear. The only noise he now knows is the ringing of the automatic Nerf gun exploding round after round out of the chamber, through the muzzle, and into the chest of the enemy, Uncle Terry. Lord have mercy on the souls that were lost out on this epic battlefield, Lord have mercy.